Super Furry Action

tee hee it's my headquarters :<

king of da castle

i prefer to be called king. why is that, you might ask? it's because i don't eat at dairy queen anymore. that stuff can be pretty dangerous. i do eat at burger king, though. it's better than mcdonalds and my cholesterol level is awesome anyway, to say the least.

: s

infiltrated!

i could really use a queen though.

in this headquarters, i will punctuate properly. that's just how i roll.

well, it's quiet in here again. i suppose invaders is a one-time thing.
i should be working right now. i don't have much time.

uh

my moat.

MY MOAT.

i'll just leave a note then, i guess

Dear Charlotte Leanna,

I would just like to point out right now that I am absolutely in love with you. You're undoubtedly the most beautiful and heavenly girl that I'll ever meet. You have the greatest sense of humor, the greatest taste in music, and your voice is like mana from heaven. Just the mere mention of your name makes my heartbeat faster, and basically thinking of you just helps me get through the day. There isn't a night I haven't dreamt of you, or a day where I haven't had you running through my mind. I desperately want to express fully the way I feel about you, but I know and you know that this kind of relationship of two girls running off and sleeping with each other is outlawed almost everywhere and deemed "against all morals". But I've been holding back these feelings for so long that I think I'll go crazy! Please, Charlotte, if you ever get this message, I just want to let you know that I love you!

whoa, now that is what i call a message.

messenger needs to bring back a reply, no? :]

Dear Christine Lovelace,

I love you. Now that that's out of the way, it's not fair. It's not fair that I should love you, because I don't deserve to. When you say that you love me...I don't take it for granted; I simply refuse to believe it. I just can't. Each passing day I see you, more and more can I find something to like. I feel bound to you sometimes because I sense we are very much the same...and it is in our differences that I love you all the more. When we are together, I make my sardonic remarks only to watch you blush, or to hear your tinkly laugh. I pay for your drink only to see your beautiful smile. And when we are apart, I can do nothing but think of the time we will be with each other again. I feel so incomplete without you around to tell me, in that quiet way you have, that everything is okay. I need you to be here for me, and that is why my love is selfish. That is why I do not deserve to have your love. But, all in the same, that is why I want it most...I wish I were better at this. At expressing my feelings for you. I want to take you on the world's biggest stage and show every single person on the face of the earth that you are the girl I love and this is how much I love you...but I can't. I hope a letter is enough.

oh, you touch my tralala.

ooh, my ding-ding dong

someday i'm going to create a gigglebot.
it's going to giggle.